Tags: fun

Loki has a gift for song ne?

Loki wrote this stupid song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki wrote this stupid song
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki's gotta a big black dong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki's gotta big black dong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki wears a small pink thong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki wears a small pink thong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki smokes a big green bong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki smokes a big green bong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki rings a big gold gong.
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki rings a big gold gong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki makes this verse go wrong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki makes this verse go wrong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki wrestles with King Kong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki wrestles with King Kong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki's gotta tongue twelve feet long,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki's gotta tongue twelve feet long
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki pwns you at Mahjong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki pwns you at Mahjong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

Loki hates the Via-Kong,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Loki hates the Via Kong
Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to fuck all night
Goin' to sleep all day

-Sung to the tune of "Camptown Races"
-This song was composed before the Kindred partook of the hashish of the Gods....scary isn't it?
-I was nerdy enough to look up the lyrics of "Camptown Races" online so this was written right..somewhat.
Warning, Trickster

In Case of Emergency

In response to this metaquotes thread, I'm curious as to how you'd finish this statement:
I am a [Insert religion here: Lokean]. In case of serrious accident, please ___________________.

Personally I'm going with:
I am a Pagan. In case of serrious accident, please call an ambulance, and don't tell my mother.